No crying when...

No crying when you can't get the zipper up at the back (We adults has difficulty doing it ourselves)
No crying when there is something in your shoes and it tickles your feet
No crying when you have a stuffy nose
No crying when you have itchy eyes or skin
No crying when your drawing falls to the ground and you can't reach it in the car because the seat belt prevent you from doing so
No crying when you can tight your shoelaces on one foot, but they tangled when you try on the other one.
No crying when something is broken and couldn't be fixed. Duct tape could only do so much.

The laundry list goes on...

东西没有欺负你。东西没有脑子，怎么欺负你?

It used to be whenever April cry River will get the infection and cry. Now when April cries, River will just stare. I think you get the idea who's the crying baby in our household.